294: The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
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Mary: Oh no, she’s hot
We see Sharq chasing Mary
Mary: *huff huff* oh no, I am being chased by a sexy demon who want me for my mind and not my body and to rid me of bad thoughts… what am I saying..
Mary appears next to Shaqr
Mary: Hey sweet mama (Mary puts hands over Shaqr’s shoulder) how about you and me to to the dumpster behind the Fuddruckers and you (Mary leans in to whisper in Shaqr’s ear) take in my negative emotions.
Shaqr: (Squirms but can’t break free) What!
Mary: (leans in closer) ALLLLLLLLL my negative emotions.
Every…
Last…
One…
Shaqr: NOPE
We see Shaqr running away chased by Mary.
No! Mary! We need Shaqr for the plan!!
This is really funny though A+
Samur: “Help us get Luke back and I’ll take care of Mary.”
Shaqr: “SURE FINE TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT AND I’LL DO IT!!!”
Yansuf: “Well that was… Easy…”
No one: **disables the trap**
i would interpret mary´s expression more like: oh sh#!
either way, instead of staring like a deer in headlights she should start running – remember the plan honey? when the nasty dude/dudette appears, run under bridge. she´s here, so RUN
L O L You’re definitely right about her expression. I was being sarcastic X’D
And she’s WORKING ON IT
No plan survives first contact with the enemy.
You’re so pessimistic about this plan hahaha
That comment was actually referencing the “Oh no, she’s hot”
Oooooh ppfffffff
Mary: Is “first contact” a euphemism for “first base”
Shaqr starts talking
Interrupting Mary: because it is now