Archive for luke
166 results.
170: Black Friday comes earlier and earlier every year. They may as well just replace Thanksgiving with “Capitalism Day”
171: I get laundry hampers and trash bins mixed up sometimes
172: I still stand by my “human hosts are much like house pets” analogy
173: Luke says he still stands by being offended by that analogy
174: You wouldn’t understand, Luke, you don’t own any pets
175: Or any human hosts, for that matter, but that’s besides the point.
176: There was an embarrassingly long period of time where I thought different breeds of dogs were entirely separate species
177: You have to admit that sort of thing is pretty hard to figure out on your own
178: No really, humans get people who tell them what different animals are- when I was born, I just had to figure it out by myself
182: Demons are scum. Sometimes racism is just racism.
183: I am NOT addicted to Twitter!
184: Okay… I might be a little bit addicted to Twitter
