Archive for luke

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170: Black Friday comes earlier and earlier every year. They may as well just replace Thanksgiving with “Capitalism Day”

171: I get laundry hampers and trash bins mixed up sometimes

172: I still stand by my “human hosts are much like house pets” analogy

173: Luke says he still stands by being offended by that analogy

174: You wouldn’t understand, Luke, you don’t own any pets

175: Or any human hosts, for that matter, but that’s besides the point.

176: There was an embarrassingly long period of time where I thought different breeds of dogs were entirely separate species

177: You have to admit that sort of thing is pretty hard to figure out on your own

178: No really, humans get people who tell them what different animals are- when I was born, I just had to figure it out by myself

182: Demons are scum. Sometimes racism is just racism.

183: I am NOT addicted to Twitter!

184: Okay… I might be a little bit addicted to Twitter